Up front: I am very lazy with this thing. I have had many things that I wanted to say in the past but just couldn't put the butt in the chair. Besides who would want to read the ravings of a man that is one year closer to needing Depends adult under garment protection. Who is one year closer to being able to constantly say EEHH? Who is almost able to take advantage of senior discounts and early bird specials. Who fits in no paticurlar media survey group. Except maybe HoverRound chair with new long lasting batteries. Who is one year closer to DEATH! Oh crap. Yes I just had another damn birthday. When will they stop. Why oh why do they come so quickly now. I only had two birthdays I was excited about: My eighteenth, so I could get into R rated movies without parental consent. And my twenty-first so I could drink and gamble (legally anyway). All the rest after that sucked. You know what else sucked? When all of a sudden everyone stopped asking to see my ID when I bought alcohol. "Need to see my ID?" "NO, that's alright." "NO YOU NEED TO CHECK MY ID!" "That's OK mister I can tell your over 21!" "Look you little bastard check my ID!" You know what else sucks. I just went to Las Vegas recently and what did I find to be the most exciting thing there? The hot new clubs? The new avant garde restaurants? The beautiful pools or all the hot women? Nope. Got most excited about the 42" plasma TV and the fact that this hotel had a huge bingo hall above the casino. Oh and a coupon book full of wonderful savings and free gifts. In fact I'm using my free souvenir mouse pad right now. Jeeze, just kill me right now. No wait not yet I don't have a casket discount coupon yet. Well at least I'm not the only one having a bad day. Plutos not a planet anymore. Sucker. And Europe crashed into the moon. You mean they meant to crash into the moon? Hell NASA could've done that. Meanwhile you damn kids stay off my lawn!!!