OK I haven't done a post in a long long time. I don't know why. Maybe it was just a feeling of loneliness. Maybe it was just all the effort it took to sign on. It could be because every time I turn on the computer I always sneak over to youtube. Poor excuses all but at least I'm doing it now. If any one's interested I did make a new years resolution to update this thing at least a couple times a week. I'm doing great so far if you consider the resolution will be for 2012. I think that's when the world is suppose to end so I should be able to get out of it.

Speaking of the world, what the hell are you guys doing? I've only been gone a few months and look whats happened: Giant earthquakes, giant cyclones, giant gas prices. Come on guys who watch is it anyway? I even heard Brittany might be pregnant again.

This is what happens when old guys get tired and don't give a damn anymore. Me? I just watch TV and play my video games. Let the younger generation have a turn at screwing up the world. Can't buy rice or milk at the market anymore. Can't fill my gas tank up to even get to the market in the first place. Can't water my lawn anymore because we're running out of water. Can't smoke my cigars because someone told me one cigar is equal to two packs of cigarettes. Man all the fun is drying out faster than my former green lawn.

One good note: I was watching 60minutes a few weeks ago and according to some scientist in about twenty years we should all be able to live to be 150. Great! Only a hundred more years of watching Clinton/Obama?McCain telling us how they're the answer to all our problems.

I'm outta here. Now get the hell off my dirt. (Fair warning, I WILL be back)