Tuesday, March 22, 2011

I have found somethings have gotten easier for me this year. Taxes. Taxes have gotten easier. If you make no money the government doesn't seem as interested in you and pretty much leaves you alone. Carrying heavy items has gotten easier. If my grown kids see me carrying something heavy they will ask to carry it for me. Wow. They used to run, now they volunteer. Driving. Driving is a breeze now. I cut someone off all I have to do is put two hands on the wheel and scrunge down when the pissed off driver whips by to give me the finger. They look, see that I am old and just mouth "crap" and drive on.
Eating dinner for lunch is easy. Less crowds more discounts. Nothing wrong with that. Falling asleep at eight at night is easy. I just sit down turn on the TV and bam! My eyes are closed and I'm snoring.
Forgetting what time I'm supposed to show up at someones house is easy too.
This getting old thing at that bad. What are the downsides?
Oh yeah. Disease and dying.
Another cranky day and get the hell off my well worn lawn!

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